Monday, September 27, 2010

Things Around RIT - Part I

So, Today I was minding my own business in the library when I saw "That one guy" walking around. If you go to R.I.T. you've probably seen him. Gross, dark, scraggly beard, those creepy sandals with Velcro and shit. Seems to never dress appropriately for the weather outside, and by that I mean shorts and T-shirt always. Oh, and have I forgotten the wide brimmed bucket hat that always seems to be placed somewhat off on his head, like some sadistic, soul crushing torture for an OCD kid. Please, I'm begging you kid. When the winter rolls around just throw on some pants. Also, maybe a different hat once and a while. I'm not saying have three hats. OH GOD NO! That would be blasphemy to your crooked hat, Velcro sandal, T-shirt all the god damn time wearing cult. The other person that I would like to mention is the chick who wears a Santa hat..EVERY GOD DAMN DAY. What are you trying to prove? That by wearing that hat the cheer of Christmas will surround you? No, you want to know what it does? Makes people want to smother you with that god damn hat. Hows that for some Christmas cheer?

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Friend Zone

Finally a post...Haha. Anyways I was talking today with my friend Jared, and he got me thinking. The Friend Zone is pretty much a black hole of happiness. That, or living in New Jersey. Either way its horrible. I know what everyone is going to say..."quit bitchin". My response you may ask? Fuck off. Its not the fact that I've been "banished" on countless occasions. Or the fact every time I was "banished" I deserved it (still under investigation). No, its just I know the real reasons. Now, here are the top three reasons guys are told they are in the Friend Zone. One, "You're such a great guy, and I don't want to ruin our friendship." Two, "You remind me so much of my/a brother." Last but not least, "I didn't know, why didn't you make a move?". Ok, so the first ones meaning (My opinions). This one is easy. You as a person have a great personality that she loves, but sadly you don't meet her standards. Oh well. The second one has a little more depth to it. She likes you and all that, but she already has someone in her life that's a carbon copy. She can relate how you act to someone who already exists. Most likely the person being a great friend, or someone who has already been "banished". Tisk tisk...Poor mother-fucker. Now, on to the last one...Oh the last one. Making the move...completely up in the air. She could have been digging you, then you bitched out. Or, she knew you're a pussy and wouldn't do anything. Hey, at least there was a possibility.

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Thursday, September 2, 2010

I've Done Nothing...

So, I realized its been more than a month than my last blog, and I was hell bent on writing at least one blog every week. Guess that went out the window. The reason for this is well..I don't have a reason. I guess its just every time I get on to blog about something I want it to be special. I want it to at least interest the 3 to 4 people that read this. Yet, I have had a change in heart about the way I feel. Fuck it.